Ep 1117: Pig Tales and NYC Nightmares | LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 26 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Buckle up for a raucous ride with Opie and Matt, broadcasting live from Gebhards in New York City, joined by comedian Judd Jones from his Florida farm. This episode is a no-holds-barred mix of crude humor, nostalgic anecdotes, and raw takes on city life. From Tank Jackson’s chocolate-fed pigs and a bizarre encounter with a leg-extended woman to fart-themed t-shirts and dog-walking disasters, the trio dives into absurd stories with reckless abandon. They also lament NYC’s congestion pricing, sky-high costs, and bail reform, while Judd revels in his escape to rural life. Expect unfiltered banter, a stalled motorcycle, and a chaotic plug for Matt’s beer joints in this wild, laugh-out-loud podcast that’s as real as it gets!

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0:00.0	You are live is what it says on my screen.
0:05.8	What's going on everybody?
0:06.6	Welcome to live at Gep Farts.
0:11.8	I thought it was Geparts.
0:13.4	It is Geparts.
0:14.2	People know it's Geparts, but people like saying live at Gep Farts.
0:17.6	Because it just-you-like saying live at Gep Fats.
0:19.0	Well, I'm going to get t-shirts that say live at get
0:21.2	fats and then it's going to have a little poof a little poof of a fart on the bottom of the back
0:25.9	yeah oh on the bottom of the back i like that but uh little fart cloud we're we're here it's new york
0:33.3	city it's friday i was laying around. I said, you know what?
0:38.0	Why don't we do another one?
0:39.4	So Matt said, hell yeah.
0:41.4	And then he got his big beer.
0:43.2	Got my big boy beer here.
0:45.7	What are you, what is that for real?
0:48.2	It's a club soda with, with the bitters.
0:51.1	Do we, do we, do we, uh, do we, uh,
0:53.3	well, mine actually has trace amounts of alcohol in it,
0:56.0	so I should. Why? You're not, because the bitters. Oh, there's bitters in there. I, I got,
1:00.5	really drinking, mom. I got a nice coffee for everybody here. Yeah, too much milk in that one, though.
1:07.4	I said, I said, Matt, I like, I like my coffee like I used to like my women when I was like hunting for the black ladies.
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