Ep 1110: Katy Perry and Rusty Scissors | LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Opie and the crew at Get Farts unleash a chaotic, laugh-filled episode packed with rock 'n' roll debates, bizarre NYC tales, and unfiltered banter. They riff on the best Led Zeppelin album, a turkey named Astoria roaming Midtown, and Katy Perry’s questionable "penis rocket" space trip. The hilarity escalates with a Central Park bathroom emergency busted by a cop, a shady church tax scam, and a Thai New Year water fight. Things get wilder with claims of Jim Morrison living as a maintenance worker in Syracuse, Bob Ross’s drill instructor past, and Katy Perry as a shape-shifting reptilian. JQ’s divorce bombshell sparks talk of dating apps and mama’s boys, while parallel parking play-by-plays and a nod to Jackie Robinson keep it real. This is Opie Radio at its most unhinged and hilarious!

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0:00.0	Two beers. Oh my God. There we go. We are live at Gep Farts, everybody. No Zeppelin. No Zeppelin.
0:08.3	No, we play a lot of Zeppelin here, right? We do. Yeah, Matt plays the Zeppelin here.
0:13.2	Only to piss off Scott Watson. What's your favorite Zeppelin album? Is it one, two, three, or four?
0:18.1	Oh, no, yours is Houses of the Holy. Because you turned me onto Houses of the Holy.
0:23.2	Granted, I know a lot about Zeppelin,
0:25.4	but I wasn't thinking of Houses of the Holy has a great album.
0:30.2	And I went home that day after we were making the chili and went, oh, my God.
0:34.9	Because you had a contact high.
0:36.9	Probably had a contact high, had a contact high sure what a great album
0:40.2	welcome to uh tax day did you get your taxes filed deferred i'm good oh you defer i got extension
0:48.2	i'm getting uh every year i'm getting uh i'm because i don't make a lot of money these days
0:53.0	i'm getting three thousand dollars back hey that's something yeah let's have a party let's have a party
0:59.8	wait so you defer your taxes must be a nightmare because you have to file for the the two bars
1:06.1	there's two separate k-1s one for each bar, two separate entities. And then you gotta go.
1:12.6	But that's usually the problem because the bar taxes take a little bit longer to do.
1:16.6	Right.
1:17.6	We gotta clean up my mess.
1:18.6	Right.
1:19.6	Oh, what's for dinner?
1:21.6	I had a smoothie.
1:22.6	I had a smoothie before I got over here.
1:25.6	It was a banana. It over here. It was it was a banana.
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