Ep 1104: Pole to Pole or Hole to Hole | Comedy Quick Hits with Opie podcast

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🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Too much nonsense on today's livestream so chose not to post it! Instead here's an episode of my other podcast "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". SUBSCRIBE to that podcast for all the episodes! Buckle up for a laugh-packed episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! This time, we’ve got side-splitting moments from the Opie Radio podcast featuring an all-star lineup: Pete Davidson, Theo Von, Nick Diaz, Carl Ruiz, Matt Farrah (The Smoking Tire), Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed), Jackie The Jokeman (Howard Stern Show), Kristen Bell, and Ron the Waiter. From stolen identities and nightmare wives to dad jokes, sobriety struggles, and a mind-blowing elevator ride with Asians, this episode’s got it all—plus Trump’s reading woes, dating app disasters, and a clever underwear-hiding trick. Heaven, hell, and jump ropes collide in this hilarious, unfiltered comedy free-for-all!

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0:00.0	But I'll talk to you.
0:01.0	Something in me that day said, but I'll talk to you.
0:03.6	And I picked this woman to be my therapist because she really understands,
0:07.6	uh, oh, you have to check your Instagram now, I guess.
0:11.4	Like, this would be an important time to check your Instagram.
0:14.2	I'm thinking.
0:14.5	I was going long out.
0:15.3	Just sorry.
0:17.8	I knew when I got my wife pregnant I was like that's the one
0:21.3	And all the times you try to do that
0:22.8	I was like that's the one
0:23.5	So maybe it's like a special
0:25.0	How did you know? You just knew
0:26.7	Because you know when you just regular
0:28.5	When you just regular shoot a load
0:30.0	It's just normal
0:30.6	Right
0:31.0	And that one just felt like it came from my toes
0:32.8	I stepped back and I was like you got a baby
0:34.4	You're a pregnant flower
0:35.9	It's like ski ball when you let that one go,
0:37.7	and you know it's going in the middle.
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