Ep 1100: Beer Balls, Reptilians, and Waffle Farts: Live from Gebhards

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🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Opie and the gang take over Gebhards Beer Culture for a no-holds-barred live show that’s equal parts crude, cosmic, and craft beer-fueled. From nostalgic riffs on ‘80s beer balls and Utica Club pilsner to unhinged debates about tariffs, Tesla’s self-driving flops, and Lady Gaga’s reptilian agenda, this episode’s a rollercoaster. Toss in Nikola Tesla’s pigeon love, alien orchids, Robert Kraft’s pickle tickles, and a Belgian waffle special that ends in chocolate-covered chaos—plus a fart or two—and you’ve got Liberation Day madness. It’s a patriotic, profane salute to beer, bullshit, and the American dream.

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0:00.0	And there it is. And there it is. We are live at GepVos. We are live at GepVos. Welcome to our little live stream. We are drinking Unica Club tonight. A Pilsner Laga. I wish we had a beer ball. Oh, I would love a beer ball.
0:22.6	Those were the days, man, drinking in the 80s.
0:25.7	A beer ball?
0:26.3	I thought you just said those were the gays.
0:29.4	Those were the gays.
0:30.4	Those were the gays.
0:31.3	Drinking out of balls.
0:32.6	Drinking out of a beer ball.
0:33.9	Chugging some balls.
0:35.0	Oh, I remember the days.
0:36.8	Are you saying new balls? No, beer balls. some balls. Oh, I remember the days. Are you saying any balls?
0:39.4	No, beer balls.
0:40.6	Beer balls.
0:41.9	No.
0:42.5	We're talking about beer balls.
0:45.1	Balls.
0:46.9	So when we do live at Get Farts, you know, me and Matt like to start off all nice and easy,
0:51.8	and then we invite Ron it.
0:53.3	But he's sitting here and all
0:55.2	sudden he lets out a fart and he didn't even know he was farting first of all that was me
0:59.7	you Jimmy that was me that was me that was yeah it was you think I farted but you fired it
1:05.5	right I heard a noise but I didn't think it was coming out of me it was coming out of you
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