Ep. 11 - Rain, Jennifer Aniston, Fitness Plans

Going Deep with Chad and JT

All Things Comedy

Health & Fitness, Education, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Chad and JT dive deep into the split between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, the debilitating effects of rain on your soul, the beef between and Joe Biden, and then answer some fire questions. Check it out and go deep! Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/chadgoesdeep

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0:00.0	What up Stoke Nation, how you guys feeling today? This is Chad Kruger coming in with my
0:15.6	Compadre JT. What up dude? Stokeers, how you living? Stoke Nation. How you doing?
0:23.6	I'm good dude. I'm rock solid. I'm just hanging in there in this bad weather.
0:27.3	Yeah. Tarential downpour. Yeah, I think I looked at the weather report and this is the storm
0:33.6	before the sun. Oh, perfect. So I think next week is bronzing in full effect. Yeah, I just
0:39.2	want the rain to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Never on board with rain. People are like,
0:43.2	oh, it's nice for the rains here. I'm like, no, it's not. It's like the earth is saying,
0:47.1	nah, I need the weather to cooperate. I need the, I need the weather to reflect my attitude,
0:53.8	which is sunny. And if it's not, I'm in bed with a blanket on pondering my existence. I get
1:00.5	existential. The sun relieves us of the bondage of our like a human frailty. Yeah. Like Superman
1:07.4	was really onto something when he was like, no, I get my power from the sun. I'm like, dude,
1:11.3	I think I do too. I've always been interested in the boning. I don't know if this has been covered
1:16.3	in something else, but him boning lowest. Like if he was just like, she was like, wow, you're
1:21.0	amazing. He's like, yeah, that was like a millionth of my speed. Superman's so asexual. He's
1:26.6	like not even into fucking. Yeah. She's like, can you fuck me please? He's like, no, it's just like,
1:32.9	steel hard. It's not good. I just thought about the incredible Hulk fucking lowest and I got half a
1:38.1	chub. Yeah. Dude, that guy is tearing up. I think if I were to compare any superhero in the sack,
1:45.5	you to one and be probably the whole. I've never seen you at work, but I think you would match up
1:52.6	with the Hulk. Thanks, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Do you stretch before? I do dynamic stretching. That's nice.
2:00.7	My policy when it comes to boning is the same that Gandhi had towards enlightenment. Be the change
2:06.5	you want in other people. Nice. First, self-driving cars are like supposed to be the wave of the
2:16.4	future, you know, automation. It's supposedly going to take out 13 million jobs for truck drivers and
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