The best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.

It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,

it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so

a guest. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one, change me a little.

Enjoy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

Leftwing philosophers working around the clock have developed a new school of thought called critical dishonesty theory

or CDT that perfectly explains why leftism is working just great.

Now of course, having been created by intellectuals and experts in association with expert intellectuals supported by intellectual experts,

critical dishonesty theory is very complex and difficult for lay persons like ourselves to understand.

But putting its simplest terms, CDT basically consists of describing things as they are not rather than as they are and then silencing anyone who tries to say they are what they are instead of saying they are what they are not,

which of course, under critical dishonesty theory, they are because they're not.

The Dean of UC Berkeley's new critical dishonesty department, Snidley Sinister, says quote,

critical dishonesty theory is an entirely original post-postmodern critical theory that has never been utilized by any political movement before and just look how easy it is to use.

The genius of CDT is that it embraces every other form of critical theory under one umbrella of all inclusive dishonesty.

Gender, race, economics and morality can now all be brought into line with leftist thinking by a subtle and intricate process known as lying or as it's called under CDT telling the truth.

CDT is largely derived from the brilliant work of Chinese theorist Holy Clap, who squalded on the wall of the cell in his reeducation camp where he'd been imprisoned for saying the socialism never works anywhere.

The only new words to reflect what leftist want to be true instead of what is true, for instance, if the word man can mean woman and the word woman can mean nothing, then the word nothing can mean money and the socialist economy is suddenly great.

Dr. Ho is ultimately released by Chinese authorities and dropped off in San Francisco where working with other homeless schizophrenics, he went on to prove that the words flaming crime-ridden-dung heap mean all of us here happy, happy, happy-ha-ha people.

Whereupon Dr. Ho was immediately hired to head the exploratory committee for Gavin Newsom's presidential campaign.

President of the Teachers and Sexual Predators Union, Shirley Damd, says quote,

,"Critical dishonesty theory is now being taught to children as young as five and anyone who says it is is lying according to critical dishonesty theory. We must root out dishonesty deniers who are spreading the truth, which is misinformation, as every child knows, because we're teaching them CDT which we're not doing.

Anti-CDT rhetoric is a form of white supremacy, especially when utilized by black people who then become white, which is very bad according to CDT because it's perfectly fine.

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