Ep. 109 - Small Crafty Piranha Smuggling

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim Romano bear hugs a muskie and counts your little floaters, we poach stocked trout because our dad says it’s OK, get adopted by a Mexican family that gives us illegal plants, and throw a drift boat in the dumpster because we don’t want to talk to strangers.

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0:00.0	He's like, you're on private property.
0:02.1	I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm on the bridge.
0:03.9	He's like, you were on private property.
0:05.3	I'm like, I was in the water.
0:06.6	He's like, it doesn't matter.
0:07.5	I'm like, yeah, but my dad says.
0:09.5	And he's like, I don't give a fuck what your dad says.
0:12.3	Yeah, and you wouldn't go through security with me in DFW because I was smuggling back in.
0:17.5	Well, you were. Contribing. Yeah, you didn't put on your customs form that you were bringing plants back.
0:22.0	Hell no.
0:23.1	I wonder what it takes to be a member there.
0:25.3	And it's not anything special.
0:26.9	It's just like, someone has to die.
0:31.3	A whole family has to suffer a tragic loss, and then I might be able to get in.
0:42.4	Yeah. tragic loss, and then I might be able to get in. Come on, man.
0:43.7	Cut and retry that.
0:44.8	You know that's never going to work.
0:47.2	Good morning, friends, degenerate angle grinders, and people that still, after so many
0:52.6	years of practice, cannot fill the dome lid of a slurpy cup without it spewing out the top and creating a huge mess that you now have to clean up with those weak-ass, thin-ass 7-11 napkins.
1:02.2	And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that swears every time it treats itself to a slurpee, the little red light is on the flavor that it wants, which, by the way, is always
1:11.0	Coca-Cola because all other slurpy flavors kind of suck.
1:14.5	Hey, I'm Joe Sermely.
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