Ep 1088: Moon Mysteries and Cinderblock skates E134

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie and Ron the Waiter for a wild St. Patrick's Day live stream, broadcast straight from the stormy shores of Long Island! Battling huge waves and cinder block skates, Opie shares tales of spring break shenanigans, while Ron dives into his kibbutz adventures and green beer memories from Boston. The duo tackles everything from piping plovers to climate change, and even unravels conspiracy theories about alien bases on the moon. Expect laughs, rants, and a touch of chaos as they sip coffee and dodge the rain—don’t miss this rollercoaster of a podcast! Hit the like button and follow Ron at Ron Berman Comedy on socials. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

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0:00.0	There we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We are, well, we're not 500 feet above the streets in New York City. We are live at the ocean behind me. There is so much rain and the waves are huge. But we're out here, chilling, doing a little staycation for the kids. They get their spring break, and we're out here.
0:22.8	Got to be a little quiet.
0:24.4	Got some people in the house right now.
0:26.7	But that's all right.
0:28.1	I wish I could open up the doors and let you all hear the ocean.
0:33.4	That would be absolutely awesome, but it's not going to happen today.
0:36.0	Good morning to Detroit by dark John Quartz down there in Philly.
0:39.4	Good morning, Open Squad.
0:40.8	St. Patrick's Day.
0:41.7	Watch out for the drunken, stupid people today.
0:45.1	Oh, yeah, man.
0:45.8	You don't do that.
0:47.8	You don't do that, right?
0:49.8	Of course not.
0:50.6	What's up, Robert Cowling?
0:51.6	Well, you know what, Robert?
0:52.6	I haven't given you a cheers in a while. Good morning, Cupcake and Crew.
0:55.4	Hope everyone had a good weekend.
0:58.7	We had a fine weekend.
1:00.4	We, well, I went skating yesterday.
1:04.6	And we love this little rink they got way out here.
1:09.7	But I don't think they've changed their skates since the Islanders.
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