Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton and I really like the

shark fins you attach to your car. It looks very snazzy. Well done.

Something's Off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by carbonated

scotch from Glen Kevin Distillery. You're a Starfleet engineer and you're Scottish through and through.

Born in Lithco and raised in Aberdeen,

you're so Scottish that you brought your bagpipes

with you onto the Starship Enterprise.

Sometimes you do a caber toss in the engine room with old

warp coils. You once made haggis out of a dribble. That's how friggin Scottish you are.

But today things don't look so bony.

In fact, they're downright grim.

The ship has taken a pummeling from a dangerous unknown species that looks pretty much like humans only

with weird eyebrows in a sense of fashion largely dependent on aluminum foil.

The warp core has blown a fuse, you're dead in space, a sitting target, and you hear a squawk over the

intercom.

Scotty, it's the captain.

I need to fix those engines, so we can warp out.

Not to worry, Captain, I'll keep the old girl together.

Inson McNeil swap out the Delithia Mimiograph and be quick about it.

Inson McNeil, who is wearing a red shirt and who you just met today and have no real emotional

attachment to, that guy nods and zips off towards the nearest Delithium

mammograph while you tighten the engine with a

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