Turns out Matt has mono, but we power on and chat the 'scandal' of the week at the border and all the fake news coverage, Bill Maher doubles down on his hopes for recession, a classic hoax hate incident emerges in Michigan, backwards swastikas and all, and more!  Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Our Discord server: New users use this link: https://discord.gg/Uhattun Existing users use this link: https://discord.gg/4rkxcZv Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSIC Semi-Charmed Life remix: https://youtu.be/nCIqnB7sIaw  Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Weird animal killed in Montana was in fact a wolf: https://cbsn.ws/2lyEnbk Trump's executive order: http://bit.ly/2lpPWS5Kids in Customs and Border Protection custody to be reunited with parents by Sunday night: https://cbsn.ws/2tAaKd5 MSNBC panel says these are concentration camps: http://bit.ly/2ltHH7o'Trump is H*tler' CNN and MSNBC supercut: http://bit.ly/2lt0pfEMaddow cries: https://youtu.be/DKuIjT-k-C8 Lewandowski says 'womp womp': https://youtu.be/Ad5ta40GuokTime's cover story: http://time.com/5317522/donald-trump-border-cover/ But that girl was never separated from her mom: https://dailym.ai/2lrW8ZVAnd wasn't removed from her mother forcibly: http://bit.ly/2yChZqT And was crying from fatigue and thirst from the journey: http://bit.ly/2lxdxjX 10-year-old with Down Syndrome isn't related to zero-tolerance policy: http://bit.ly/2tAySMX Congress is working on a compromise bill, could get vote next week: https://cbsn.ws/2ly9wf8Progressive Democrats are going with 'abolish ICE' instead: https://nbcnews.to/2luFyIH Peter Strzok escorted out of FBI HQ: https://cnn.it/2lnAHck House GOPer unmasks identities of anti-Trump FBI agents: https://nyp.st/2lqdBSsMass shooting nobody cared about: https://nyti.ms/2yEGqE3Bill Maher doubles down: https://youtu.be/joxYLYD5eoQ Richard Painter's 'dumpster fire' ad: https://youtu.be/6QFPdGiD8EE PA State Rep gives the finger to Pence: http://bit.ly/2luAQut Maxine Waters calls for harassment of Trump cabinet members: http://bit.ly/2yBEuML Hoax hate original facebook post: http://archive.is/1phhT Hoax hate GoFundMe: http://archive.is/0gEv1 Hoax hate local news story: http://bit.ly/2lvCwny