Hello and welcome to Something's off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host

Andrew Heaton and your tomatoes are delicious. I mean they're always good

homegrown but really these are just I you knocked them out of the park I can't even go to the grocery store anymore

In fact I will look at it with unyielding unwavering contempt when I see their lesser tomatoes compared to your tomatoes.

Hey, it's Friday.

The week is done, at least the work week part of the week,

and so that means we're going to do a Friday release valve.

If you're new to the program, Friday release valve is where we drop any pretense of trying to be

thoughtful or substantive. We did that in spades the the earlier part of the week so

now we're basically just doing a candy bar for your commute home when you go off to have

more fun this weekend.

And I'll bring on my guest in a minute.

She's one of my favorites and will be funny and everything else.

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