Hey what's up everyone this is a very special best day of my entire life I've

thought a lot about it and this is the best day of my entire life this is at the

very least the most excited I've ever been for it episode hey we always do

these long drawn-out intros for our guests let's just introduce our Sam come on

out come on out oh god oh my god what the f**k Sam everyone wait hold on real

Sam with hammer where is he practice when she did the practice line she did not

go that fast she's gonna put this in your neck cuz it works his name is

BL you're saying it wrong can you say it right it's it's BL y'all Pierre no okay

how do you say it how do you say bald uh they say boom all right so

slimes he speaks French but I was finally getting his uh who's to pay for a month for

those just now tuning in slime lost a bet where he had to be not a hater for 30 days

nice for 30 you know you piece of shit with six months you failed within a month you

fail within like a week but like just call it what it is a bet like for six months

shorter also you assholes need to send me money because you said when I won the

pescatarian bet I would get paid as soon as I got this shit do you want pescatarian yes

yes yeah we'll pay out we're gonna pay out you will pay out yes you will anyway

this is Sam hi say hi to everyone hi sorry say hi everyone to Sam at your

computer screen or to your Spotify phone Sam is is is she does hair systems and she

actually got found by you got to explain that we don't know what the fuck it is it's not

called that just cuz you're doing it it's not like what she calls them Sam please it's called

a hair system but it's a nice to pay actually what's it called when you're bald is it still a system

yes is it because two pays frowned upon yes our job here is actually to de-stick

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