Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton and you've got a terrific

singing voice. You're like the Michael Bublet of karaoke rooms. I am very, very intimidated to sing next to you, but I just enjoy it too much.

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