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🗓️ 20 October 2015
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | What did the starving clock do in the buffet? |
0:05.0 | It went back four seconds. |
0:08.0 | Wow, wow. |
0:10.0 | This has been go all the way in Manchester, England. |
0:13.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast with guest host Chad Shay. |
0:23.0 | You know, I was talking to Gretchen the other day and she was asking me about the podcast. |
0:28.0 | People will like reference stuff that I said on the podcast on Twitter and I have no idea what the fuck anybody's talking about. |
0:35.0 | Wait, they they're referencing things you said and Gretchen's asking you because she doesn't understand. |
0:41.0 | Sorry, I fucking my head's a little too fast. I'm not fucking putting words together or I'm too slow. |
0:50.0 | I get messages from people on Twitter regarding things I've said on the podcast and I have no fucking clue with anybody. |
0:58.0 | I'm not fucking saying what he's talking about and it's bothered me because I never you know I just kind of said I don't remember what I say on the podcast. |
1:05.0 | And then I think everybody thought I was blackout drunk or something because I'm usually pretty fucking drunk but I never thought about it. |
1:11.0 | But Gretchen asked me about it the other day and she was saying, you know, how come you don't remember what you say on the podcast and I told her I think it's because I'm trying to pay attention to the moment of what Stanhope's saying and stuff. |
1:24.0 | And I don't log, you know, I just talk and then I don't I overanalyze everything else I say the rest of the night I'll fucking rehash what the fuck I said the next day. |
1:33.0 | I said that we get the best of you Chad. |
1:36.0 | I don't know. |
1:37.0 | I don't know what the fuck I said. |
1:39.0 | So don't start. |
1:40.0 | So people started but it is interesting that the people ask you things and you don't recognize what they said you said on the podcast. |
1:50.0 | Yeah, I don't I don't remember my references. |
1:53.0 | So what do you do? |
1:54.0 | Do you just tell them I don't? |
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