Happy Monday everybody. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. I don't have anything too controversial for you today.

I'm just going to weigh in on the question of whether or not we should ban pit bulls.

Should we ban them? I think the time has come for me to give my opinion.

Plus, later on in the show, we're going to talk about Saturday Night Live because apparently they've

gone full anti-vax and we love to see it. All that and more today coming up on Cancelens.

So another 80 year old has been malted death by a pit bull and of course every time somebody is killed

by a pit bull, everyone starts debating online and screaming at each other about whether or not

pit bulls are really just nice puppies and it's really up to the owner to train them to be killers

or rather they are stone-cold killers all by themselves and I'm not weighed in on this debate

because it just seems so evident and obvious and borderline stupid that we keep having this

discussion over and over again but today I'm going to weigh in. So everybody buckle up, get ready

to be super angry in the comments. First and foremost, let's just start with some arbitrary facts.

In terms of dog breeds, you are most likely to be bitten by a jack rustle terrier. Do you know that?

Also on the list of breeds that are most likely to bite you are Chihuahua's. I definitely

knew that because I can't stand Chihuahua's. I'm sorry if you're a Chihuahua owner, obviously they

are not very nice dogs, they yap all the time and they bite a lot but nobody cares about jack

rustle terriers or Chihuahua's biting because the end of the day you can punt them. You could

punt them for a couple of points we needed to, right? Not the same circumstance when it comes to

pit bulls. So let's go over some statistics. Again, these are the facts. Don't be mad at me for being

the messenger. This is dated for the 2020 year. Pipples are indeed, of course, the most fatal

dogs. 65% of all deaths by dogs are committed by people. 65% that is 284 deaths per year.

Second place, and this is a long way, second place, are rotwilers. They account for 10% of all deaths

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