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I would never encourage any one of you to shoot someone without provocation. However, let's say they were anemic or

maybe even anorexic and you could tell that they would

seriously benefit if not medically require an immediate protein transfusion

to stave off starvation or iron deficiency. I'm not a doctor and I don't know how protein gets from a

burrito into my bloodstream. Probably it goes through my long

intestines, maybe even my medium intestines. Again I'm not an

intestineographer. But it seems to me if you needed to immediately get protein into someone

and you didn't have a lot of time to send a hot dog on a spirit journey through their

gooey plumbing and they need that protein and they need it now,

in that instance, wouldn't you be legally justified,

at least in most southern states,

to fire a meat bullet into their leg?

Let me give you another example.

What if there were a bunch of starving orphans and they're on a rowboat? And that

rowboat is on a rushing river. You know you need to rapidly get the meat? But they're going to be

two counties over by the time you can scare up a decent jet ski.

In that instance, particularly if you were a safe distance away so that the impact of the meat

bullets would approximate the sting of a paintball gun, wouldn't you be ethically required

to grab a bolt action rifle and rain jerky from the sky like an edible version of Dunkirk?

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