Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton

and you are a very brisk walker.

I am impressed.

It is difficult for me to keep up with you.

And today it being a Friday, we're going to do

Friday release valve. If you're new to the program, this is where we take a

break from being thoughtful and substantive. This week we were thoughtful and

substantive all over the place. At one point I spoke to a British person we're done with that we're done with it we're going into the weekend and so what we're going to do is bring on a comedian and we're just going to kick around fun headlines and

amuse ourselves. That's all we're up to. However, it is our hundredth episode and I

just want to point that out. We're not going to do anything crazy for it. We should have, we're not going to. We'll do some crazy stuff in the future. I just want to say,

100 episodes we have now done the same amount of podcasts that Napoleon Bonaparte did after he escaped Elba and I'm very proud to have got to that point.

I also think ours are better, to be blunt.

And I think, I think if you listen to, I think the way it works, if you listen to this

podcast and you've listened to all hundred episodes, you get a watch. That's the rule. That's

the law. So anyway, thank you guys for that and we will bring on

Jaren Myers, a very funny comedian that I'm delighted to have back on. We're going to

bring him on momentarily. Before we do that, however, we do have to pay the bills and

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