Hello, this is the first ever episode of Athletic Orments. Me and Bob Reckon that the podcast

doesn't really hit stride till about episode 8. So if you start in here at the first one,

we'd recommend it, maybe give it a miss and go over episode 8 and go forwards from that.

Please come back to this one at some point though, because you know, it's not that bad.

Alright, Bob. Alright, Andy got asked you what was that music you've chosen for the introduction there?

Well, it's kind of to send a message to our far east listeners from the get-goor.

I just want to say that we come in peace. We mean no harm. You can't retract the yen in that,

are you? Well, why not? That's where the money is eased, isn't it? We definitely don't do really.

Yeah, no big money is in football. You want this to be a big hit over there, dear?

I want a global reach. Yeah. You want to become a very an air?

Well, if I can, by. Yeah. Well, that's a good idea. So I think it's good to see it.

Well, it was very calming and very eastern friendly, so that's gone as off to a good start, thanks.

It has. And welcome to Athletic Orments. It's the football podcast that no one really wanted.

Yeah, and what I wanted to be called, I thought it would go past Nip's book, Carry On.

Well, it's not. It's Athletic Orments. No, I know it's not.

Well, it's here now. That's what it's called, so it's got to deal with it.

Yeah. So it just gives people the idea it's going to be a survey show, and I don't think it is.

I think Unservery's going to be the watchword. Carry On Andy, introduce the show.

Anywhere, coming up, we're going to discuss the burning issues from this week's football,

predominantly the shift towards gentleness that's dominating the Premier League title chase.

All right. And we're going to also consider Alan Sheerer's wife's bra.

Okay. We're going to look at Manchester United's new tractor.

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