Well, well, well.

Hello everybody. Welcome to the first episode of jumping in an elevator.

Wow, what a moment, first episode and what a weird way to start it. But you know what, that's fine. We're here to have a fun time and sometimes fun isn't always professional.

To give a bit of insight of how unprofessional things are right now, I'm on a

swivel chair on tiles and you can hear every single movement I make. That's not really

ideal for a podcast. I'm also filming in an echoy room and there are vehicles driving past.

So things are not fantastic.

Well is that for me right now or is that for the start of 2020?

Mmm, much to think about it.

You know, something that I enjoy about podcasts is that I can take long pauses,

and that could be dramatic effect, or I might be thinking about what to say like ready?

Was that me thinking or was that for dramatic effect? You don't know I could be like

20 was the year of the lockdown.

Yeah, and it was.

So, what is this podcast? who the fuck am I?

Like why am I swearing?

Because I can.

And this is on a second YouTube channel,

so I don't really care if it gets demonetized.

Also, hello to all my people listening on whatever service you're listening to assuming that I work

out how to get it on there. That's a little bit confusing isn't it? Let's go through first of all what is this podcast why is it called jumping in an elevator and who am I so jumping in an elevator is a podcast where we're going to be it's a we because it's not just me now, it's an us.

We're going to be talking about things that you wish you knew more about,

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