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Hi, Steele, thank you, thanks guys.

Hey, I have a theory about what happened with Shmi.

We're ready.

You know how she was not conceived of a human or another person?

He was the midi-chlorians, just did a root in her.

Yeah.

The another person, he was the midi-calorians, just did a root in her. Yeah. The phantom root.

That was the menace.

But I reckon, you know, how old is Anakin in that point?

Eight.

Eight. So she's not had a root in a long time.

You see this handsome-looking Liam Neeson come to your house. Of course you're like, yeah, come on in. Let me cook you food. I think they're born that night. There's that chat that they have afterwards as well, like where they're discussing the whole medical learning issue. They just, that's poor sex chat. Well, that's what I talk about. Wow. Two times that I've had it. That is some erotic

phantom menace fan fiction you've got there.

I think it holds up. Don't you think

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