Ep 025: Etiquette, Elimination, and Kneecapping

Space Cats Peace Turtles

Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson

Games, Leisure:games, Hobbies, Leisure

4.9 • 663 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode was left up to our Patreon’s Galactic Council! They voted, and so here we are with an episode on the etiquette of Twilight Imperium and some of the more difficult social interactions. After that, we’re catching up on errata. That means House Rules, Sardakk N’Orr, our interview with Dane Beltrami on the Living Rules Reference, AND the Barony of Letnev. It’s a long one folks, so make sure your car has plenty of gas!

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0:00.0	This is Spacecats Peace Turtles, the unofficial podcast for Fantasy Flights Twilight Imperium.
0:11.9	Episode 25, etiquette elimination and kneecapping.
0:15.7	Music by Ben Prunty, featuring Matt Martins and Hunter Donaldson.
0:23.6	Oh, order, class, be quiet now and nice and sit in your desks.
0:48.3	Welcome to Spacecats Catillion, where we're going to teach you to be for etiquette and manners and how to speak to your elders.
1:00.8	If you do not heed our requests, we will wrap your knuckles and give you a firm spanking.
1:09.6	If you do not listen to our advice, we will find you and we will kill you.
1:17.2	Hi, I'm Matt Martins.
1:18.4	Hello, I'm Hunter Donaldson, and we are the headmasters of Spacecats Catillion.
1:23.5	This is a podcast exclusively about Twilight Imperium etiquette.
1:28.4	It's never been about anything else.
1:30.3	We don't even talk strategy here.
1:31.9	We just talk being nice, being good, and if you don't, you're going to get in trouble.
1:36.3	And I see what you're doing, okay?
1:38.5	Jeremy, you sit down.
1:40.4	Jeremy?
1:41.0	In your seat.
1:42.3	Sit, Jeremy.
1:43.2	You listen seated.
1:45.2	You do not stand in the shower and listen to this podcast.
1:48.1	It's not for that.
1:49.7	Get out of the...
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