Ep 022: First Round Strategies - Sardakk N'orr

Space Cats Peace Turtles

Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson

Games, Leisure:games, Hobbies, Leisure

4.9 • 663 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Today, Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson are covering a very contentious race. People's opinions vary greatly on the quality and ease of the Sardakk N'orr, and so establishing a Round One plan can sometimes be very difficult. But Matt and Hunter are consummate professionals, and they see right through all your doubts and trepidations. FEAR NOT! The bugs can be conquered, it merely takes one stern of the heart, quick of the mind, and soft in the tummy. Join us afterwards for some lovely errata on the Naalu Collective.

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0:00.0	This is Spacecats Peace Turtles, the unofficial podcast for Fantasy Flights Twilight Imperium.
0:12.1	Episode 22, first round strategies, Sardak Nore.
0:15.8	Music by Ben Prunty, featuring Matt Martins and Hunter Donaldson.
0:21.6	Hey, welcome to Space Cats Peace Turtles. I'm Matt Martins. I'm here with Hunter Donaldson. Hunter Donaldson, how was your trip you just got back from San Francisco? How did it all go? We're recording this in a time that isn't before you left for San Francisco, definitely. So please tell me everything about how San Francisco went. They made me the king of San Francisco. Oh my gosh, really? Yeah, so one of the things that happened
0:58.8	was when I got there, there was an old man dying in the street, and I tried to save him,
1:04.0	and I took him to a soup kitchen, and I tried to get some soup in him and he died and it turned out he was the
1:12.9	king of San Francisco. Wow. And as he was dying, he took, he was wearing a crown the whole time
1:17.7	and he took the crown off his head and he put it on my head. So I am the king of San Francisco.
1:23.5	So I'm actually not physically here with you right now. I am projecting my consciousness from San Francisco.
1:28.8	Oh, that is amazing.
1:29.5	Which is super cool.
1:32.0	Also, I had some ideas for some apps and sold those to some nerds.
1:37.4	So I'm also very rich now.
1:39.1	Wow.
1:39.6	And I live in San Francisco and I project my consciousness to Portland for the sake of this podcast.
1:46.2	Not for much longer though.
1:47.5	I will be saying that I will be retiring to the celestial place with all the other very
1:52.6	wealthy San Francisco people.
1:55.3	So they all do.
1:56.4	I'm not even sure I remember exactly what Twilight Imperium is nor am I interested in that.
2:00.9	I have lots and lots of money now and I have lots of ideas for apps.
2:04.9	Like, here's an idea for an app.
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