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What did you think when, like, Anakin Skywalker, you're five years old.

You know, he's older than you.

You're probably like, when I grow up, I want to be Anakin Skywalker.

That'd be awesome.

What was it like, like, did you know that that was Darth Vader when you saw Star Wars?

No, I couldn't connect it to it all, which I think made me like the movies more

and made them affect my life more because I was like, oh, here's another bunch of movies

that feature lightsabers and space travel and shit.

Therefore, that stuff must be real.

You know what I mean?

I wasn't like, this is all part of one separate thing. I was like, oh, here's more movies with that stuff. Sweet. Oh, so you didn't really get that they were... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a sequel. I remember when I was little... I'm not sure if I've mentioned this in the podcast before. I remember just going to my mom, just really shocked and worried that the space shuttle didn't

have lasers.

It's a true concern.

I was fully just like, hey, mum, did you know the space shuttle doesn't have lasers

that to me seems

a safety issue not to have lasers

what if they're in a battle

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