Ep 009 : LIVE! Ronny Chieng & Matt Doran - CLASSIC CLIP - Recorded live at Galaxy Fest
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2014
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Recorded live at Galaxy Fest.
We talk to acclaimed comedian Ronny Chieng about hygiene in the Star Wars universe and improper use of Force powers.
Plus Star Wars Episode II actor Matt Doran get's roped in to talk Death Sticks and best ways to die in The Matrix.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars. |
| 0:20.0 | I guess are there enough clues in the first one to indicate that that guy's the dad? |
| 0:23.6 | That's what I'm saying. I didn't feel any. I felt none, which you could say is good |
| 0:27.7 | storywriting or just unplanned, you know. I don't know. I'm, I'm not, I'm just putting your |
| 0:32.2 | question. There's a few clues. Uncle Owen seems to be pretty, pretty down on the whole, |
| 0:38.9 | on Anakin Skywalker. He doesn't seem, seems to think pretty down on the whole, on Anakin Skywalker. |
| 0:42.5 | He doesn't seem, seems to think he was a bit of a bad seed. |
| 0:44.8 | Yeah, but no, this might be your dad thing. |
| 0:46.4 | You think he slipped some hints in there. |
| 0:48.4 | That might ruin the surprise. |
| 0:53.1 | Why would Anakin Scott, like if you're hiding Luke Skywalker from Anakin Skywalker, |
| 1:00.8 | why would you hide him at his uncle's house with the surname of Skywalker? |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah, that's, you see, so... Like, that is the shittiest witness protection in time. |
| 1:08.0 | I didn't think of that one. |
| 1:09.1 | You... |
| 1:09.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.8 | Hiding in plain sight, yeah. But that, you're right, I didn't think of that one. You, you... Yeah. I didn't play inside, yeah. But that, you're right, I didn't think of that one. |
| 1:13.4 | People have theorized that, like, you put him on Tatawain because Darth Vader never wants to go back down there. Yeah, I don't know. Like, you know when you've had a really bad gig and you don't want to go... You mean like this right now? |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, I never come back to Colburg. |
| 1:26.8 | No, I'm joking. |
| 1:27.5 | I'm having a great time. |
| 1:29.2 | Holding two microphones. |
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