Ep 007 : Simon Keck - Classic Clip – Award Winning Comedian and self confessed prequel denier
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2014
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
Pissing yourself during Empire, our least special additions, remembering Nien Nunb and what to do when your fiancé finds Jabba sexy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this |
| 0:08.7 | classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars. |
| 0:20.1 | Now what is your first memory of Star Wars silent cake? |
| 0:23.5 | First memory of Star, I remember when I went to see Star Wars. Like, we got, my brother |
| 0:30.1 | and I had figurines, but I hadn't even seen the movies at that point. He just had all the |
| 0:35.9 | figurines because it was the sort of, I mean, it came out long long before I was around and so it was just this kind of thing that my parents were like oh when he comes to this age we're definitely going to show him Star Wars because he'll love it yeah and you know my brother's like I'm seven years old than me so I think it sort of came out around about the time that he was yeah he would have been like a real little kid as well yeah and so |
| 0:56.3 | i never seen it but i had all the figures i knew what the characters were because he had all the |
| 1:00.6 | little toys uh which which i lost one time when we went camping in a sandpit i just lost i buried |
| 1:07.6 | them all in this game and i want to beat you up. Oh, he went. He went crazy. |
| 1:11.6 | Like, I had to dig and we ended up finding all of them, I think, except Chewbacca got left behind. Never forget. I know. Bad, bad, bad moment. My first memory of it is just seeing all the toys in the toy shop. And there were so many of them and the characters were so interesting. that it was like, |
| 1:28.1 | oh, let's get into this. |
| 1:29.5 | That's what I, |
| 1:30.6 | now that I'm older and I look at this, there were so many of them and the characters were so interesting. Yeah. That it was like, |
| 1:44.2 | oh, let's get into this. That's what I, now that I'm older and I look at the stories, I really love the fact that they don't, they don't flesh it out. Like nothing's spoon fed to you about Star Wars. Just, you know, I don't know what a Kessel Run is. I don't know what a Parsec is. And I don't need to. |
| 1:45.4 | I get what it is. |
| 2:00.9 | You don't have to flesh out the whole background. And they just would leave this big universe and go like, you guys can figure it out. Like, everyone else can fill in the details. I think that's why fans love it. It's because they can just create and fill in those gaps. Yeah. And that was sort of, I guess, the coolness of it is that they'd flippantly say, |
| 2:03.4 | like, it made the Kessel running in 12 parsecs. And it's like, yeah. Sounds good. What is that? Yeah. A lot of other films get too much into exposition about everything that's happened before, but it was Star Wars, you just kind of dumped right in it. And it was great. |
| 2:18.0 | And it feels like you should cat, like, the movie's already running. Yeah. And you've got to run to catch up with it. And so did you, you didn't see any of the films in the cinema or anything like that? I did. I actually, it, this is, this could be a badge of honor. I don't know. I, I pissed myself in, |
| 2:35.4 | because I was a very little kid. |
| 2:37.0 | Any, |
| 2:37.6 | any sentence. actually it this is this could be a badge of honor i don't know i i pissed myself in uh because i was |
| 2:35.8 | a very little kid any any sentence that starts with i pissed myself yeah in my book |
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