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This is a big regret.

I can't believe it.

What happened?

Have you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer says how he went to the,

Mr. T was making an appearance at the shopping center?

And he was like, I'll go a little later.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And when I got there, he was gone.

And when I asked if he was coming back, they said, we don't know. Or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've done that to myself. So Mark Hamill was at Comic Con in the Star Wars section. Yeah. And he was signing autographs. Right. And we were towards the end of a long, like a month holiday.

Yeah.

You know, lots of money had been spent.

And his autograph was maybe like $120.

Okay.

It was somewhere between $100 and $150 and you get the photo, you know, you get, you know, you get an 8 by 10. Yeah, it's a sort of money you have to think about for a moment.

It's not like throwaway money. Yeah, but it is throwaway money. Like, I, like, so what happened, like, he was meant to do two sessions and then I was like, I'll, I'll think about it, and then I'll go back to the second session. Yeah. Oh, no. And he was feeling a bit sick. So I was there, like, waiting and it's like, oh, no, Mark was, he was feeling a bit sick, so he's gone to his hotel room. And you know when you maybe want something? Yeah. And then you, now you can't have it. And it's like, that's all I've ever wanted. I wanted his signature. Yeah. So I've just, I've been, I've never forgiven myself.

Like I'm ever wanted. I wanted his signature. Yeah. So I've just, I've been, I've never forgiven myself. Like, I'm on this. Yeah. Like, and I feel like I've given him a death sentence. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, time's ticking now. You'll get it again. I reckon that'll happen. I reckon if you set out to get Mark Hamill's signature, you could get that easy.

Within a year, within a year, you'd be. You'll get it again. I reckon that'll happen. I reckon if you set out to get Mark Hamill's signature,

you could get that easy.

Within a year, within a year, you could have that signature. But I have to get it off him. Yeah, you've got to... I can't just buy it off. I'll never buy... No, no, no, you can't buy a signature. I think that's completely besides the point. You need to just go track down Mark Hamill and get his signature.

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