Ep 001 : Danny McGinlay - CLASSIC CLIP - Melbourne Comedian
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2014
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
Why did Danny read the Phantom Menace novel in the cinema before the Phantom Menace premiere and Steele's vendetta with Angela Bishop.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this |
| 0:08.8 | classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars. |
| 0:20.5 | Salak's one of my favourite. |
| 0:23.0 | That was so scary when you were a kid because you couldn't really see it. |
| 0:26.5 | I'm talking pre-special editions where the worm came out of it. |
| 0:30.8 | Pre-beak. |
| 0:31.7 | Pre-beak, yeah. |
| 0:33.0 | I mean, but it was something that always confused me now that I think about it, |
| 0:37.3 | is you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you'll slowly digest over a thousand years. |
| 0:41.8 | Now, human lifespan is about, what, 85 years at the moment? |
| 0:45.9 | So, Sarlac prolongs your life? |
| 0:48.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.1 | Oh, that's kind of cool. |
| 0:50.4 | Time drags in the Sarlac. |
| 0:51.8 | I imagine so, yeah. |
| 0:54.3 | You're like, have I been in here for like 12 years? |
| 0:57.1 | It's only been five minutes. |
| 1:02.2 | Stuck down here with all these half-eaten Gomorriangars. |
| 1:04.8 | So if we genetically, if we got the DNA ofarlac Pit Monster or we could probably isolate |
| 1:12.7 | the enzyme that prolongs the life |
| 1:15.5 | and we could use it for medical |
| 1:16.8 | goodness. |
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