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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Jerk Nearly Sinks Our Boat When He Takes Over the Controls Without Permission

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

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🗓️ 2 November 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled jerk gets arrested on a tour boat after he endangered the boat, the crew, and the

0:05.3

passengers by trying to mess with the controls in really bad weather. But as a result, this guy got

0:10.9

locked in a storage closet as the boat was brought back to shore, with two coast guards

0:15.3

waiting for this entitled jerk. And I seriously hope that this guy got in trouble for ruining

0:19.9

our trip. Here's what

0:21.1

happened. Okay, so I'm currently in Hawaii. I booked a boat tour and things were going well.

0:26.6

The boat stopped for a little bit for people to swim, and the entitled jerk of this story

0:30.8

starts talking to the woman who's captain of the ship about how he was in the Navy way back in the

0:36.1

day, telling her stories that she obviously

0:38.3

didn't care to hear. You could tell she was annoyed, but she tried to be a polite tour guide

0:42.9

while also trying to do her job and watch over the swimmers. Eventually, the waves got a little bit

0:48.3

higher, so we were told to get on the boat. As we were trying to leave, the anchor was stuck on a rock,

0:54.1

so the captain and crew

0:55.3

had to do a lot of maneuvering to get the anchor out. There was a crewman in the water trying to

1:00.1

see the anchor, and the rest of the crew frantically running around doing different things.

1:04.8

It started to seem like a dangerous situation, so the rest of the tourists just sat down,

1:09.6

kept quiet, and got out of the way. The weather

1:12.0

quickly started to turn for the worse as the wind started to pick up. Well, this entitled jerk

1:17.1

kept interfering with the crew. He was yelling orders, he was confusing the crew, trying to copy

1:22.2

hand signals, and eventually the captain ordered him to sit down. Well, as he sat down,

1:27.4

he was muttering how he would have done things differently.

1:30.2

And this is in some typical jerk fashion, looking for someone to reassure his comments.

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