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Here are five amazing, quick fire and title people stories for you.

Strap in, this is going to be fun.

You won't stop smoking on your porch at night, guess we'll burn our house down.

I just found out why there were a bunch of flashing lights and loud sirens on the street behind mine last night.

And I am gobsfacts.

The family that used to live in the house behind me, who ever so helpfully called the police on me,

after I gave them a heads up about their Wi-Fi, has moved out, and a new family has moved in.

Our house is separated by a couple hundred feet and a brush line.

I found this out because they came to talk to me last week about me smokier joints before I go to bed on my porch,

and how the smell is terrible, and is bothering them, and I just need to not do that.

Notes, I smoked precisely one half gram joint on my screened in porch before bed, perhaps three to four times a week.

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