This is The Guardian.

This message was paid for by Maltese's.

To the millions of brilliant dads,

co-parents, other mothers, friends, grandparents,

and everyone else out there supporting the working moms

in their lives, I salute you.

To my partner, who changed their plans

so that I could work late last Thursday.

To the baby sister who went above and beyond

and did my washing art.

Thank you.

Because more people need to be like you, mother lovers!

All mums need mother lovers.

That's why Maltese is working in partnership

with Comic Relief to lighten the load for working mums

and help women thrive.

To find out more, visit thegardian.com forward slash

Let's Lighten the Load.

Fancy a fever tree.

Tsk.

In a glass with ice.

Tsk.

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