Endlings
The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
Mark Chrisler
4.8 • 922 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast. |
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| 0:34.8 | Connie, I'd a wonderful dream where I climbed an infinite mountain. What |
| 0:38.6 | kind of mountain, Trevor? A mountain of roast potatoes, parsnips. Right. Picks and doves. At Argos, we've got all |
| 0:45.6 | the gifts they're dreaming of this Christmas, from Ninja Air Fryers to festive Habitat Tableware. There's |
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| 0:55.0 | The constant is brought to you by industrial artifacts. |
| 0:58.4 | I have recurring daydream where I inexplicably discover an extra room behind the closet I'm recording in. |
| 1:04.4 | It's my own personal office and in my fantasies it is glorious. |
| 1:08.8 | There's a fine leather regency armchair and ottoman for me to kick |
| 1:12.5 | up on while I'm reading. There's a hundred-year-old pull-down map cabinet on the wall so I can |
| 1:17.4 | stare purposelessly at the continental U.S. or Illinois, circa 1908, and then do that thing where I let |
| 1:24.1 | the map snap, roll up, and disappear the way I got in trouble for in elementary |
| 1:28.0 | school? In center stage, there's the desk, an antique quarter-sawne oak draftsman's desk, |
| 1:35.0 | dark and woody and wonderful, with more than a dozen pull-out drawers for all my miscellaneous |
| 1:40.6 | doodads and nonsense. In my dreams, it's perfect. |
| 1:45.0 | And every last element can be found at industrial artifacts. |
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