Welcome to the Total Soccero!

Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and a very special episode that comes but once a year.

Please join us on the red carpet for the annual Total Soccer Show End of European Season Awards, or the TOTES, as all the cool kids are calling it.

Today, we're handing out awards for the best players, teams, managers, moments, stories, and much, much more.

So stick with us for the most glamorous episode on the podcast calendar.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today looking suited and booted.

It's Mr. Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor.

Hello, I continue to be regretting putting on the suit jacket in the small, poorly ventilated room. We're going to see how long this episode goes, and if I pass out during it.

There is a certain level of decorum expected of an award show podcast, Taylor, and we have all stepped up. We're all jacketed. We're all looking good. If you're watching on YouTube, you will know that Taylor does look like he's either going to break into the Blues Brothers or get his neuralizer out. It

looks wonderful. Maybe both. Why not both? We need a sequel to the terrible sequel. Let's make

it happen. Look out for Carrie Fisher with that rocket launcher, Taylor. I do feel like I'm

on a mission from God to award awards to Liverpool.

Well, more on that very shortly.

Graham Rutheran's here.

Hello, Graham, looking sharp.

I mean, not as sharp as Taylor.

There's a weird vibe going on between all of us, where Taylor is very much, he is dressed for the red carpet.

Ryan, I don't know what you like.

Game show.

I like a game show host.

Magician or something.

I don't know what I am.

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