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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

End of an Era

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Sitting on his empty hardwood floors, Chris unloads on packing up his house, tells behind the scenes moments of the movers, gets a surprise visit from bff and roommate Andrew Lowe, mentions a secret Patreon episode spilling the tea about his neighborhood, mentions the grapefruit method, gets into historical birthday drama with Ellen DeGeneres and Dakota Johnson, gets confused between George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush, gets inquisitive about c*m and gives verdicts on caller disputes as a last hoorah from his LA house. •Get $10 off any order of $50 or more when you go to https://MilkBarStore.com/UNHINGED. •Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • DONATE to support the Perry Family: https://gofund.me/d4ffdcb8 • DONATE to support LA Family Housing; https://lafh.org/donate • DONATE to support Angel City Pit Bulls: http://www.angelcitypits.org Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

A Big Spark Studios Original

0:15.0

Whoa, oh fuck in there it is. Hey guy, oh where are we starting? I just like had a full stroke.

0:22.0

Can this be closer to you? It can be anything you want daddy.

0:26.0

Daddy, daddy, it can be whatever you want. I'll talk and do it.

0:31.0

Okay fine. I'm gonna kill him. I'm giving like radio daddy vibes. I feel with this like a little vibe of like the mic coming in hot on the left from above.

0:42.0

I love it.

0:43.0

Oh I love it. I love it. I didn't say it like the oh did I?

0:47.0

I was saying I love it like iconopop. Oh yeah, I know that song.

0:51.0

You don't Sam. Jake knows iconopop. I love it and you don't. I know that song.

0:57.0

I know the little part. Is that open Sam? I don't know why I care. I have no fucking furniture or you're like look as it started to wall blown.

1:05.0

I don't think so. Anyways, hey everybody. What is up? Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens the podcast that I do know where my camera is today.

1:12.0

I know it's not. It's not Jesus. This is a nightmare.

1:17.0

If you aren't watching the video episodes, they are up on YouTube.com slash Chris every week, but we are sitting on the floor because I have not a possession of my name anymore.

1:29.0

I mean, no, I do, but it's all on a truck and I will not see it for like two plus weeks. So it's a new feeling for me. Don't love it.

1:38.0

Be sure to rate and review all of our episodes as you listen to them and subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you get your podcasts. And if you guys want, we're going to be filming a Patreon episode right after this one where I'm going to spill a lot of weird niche secrets about this house.

1:57.0

Like I have, it's no secret that I live a very just not normal life in terms of the shit that happens to me. And by that, I mean two weeks into moving into this house.

2:12.0

I found out that both Logan Paul and James Charles are neighbors. We're going to talk about that on Patreon. It's, it's been a lot. Okay.

2:22.0

Now that I won't be in the house anymore when this goes up, bitch, I don't give a fuck because I can't be like, oh my God, fucking YouTube predator is my neighbor because people know where his house is. I don't want people know where my house is.

2:38.0

So I've just not really talked about it, but oh my God, Logan Paul, first of all, we're no, that we'll save this.

2:45.0

Yeah, so yeah, I'm moving. I wonder a lot of stress. My brain is kind of mush right now. I have not planned any of these podcast episodes because I've been planning a cross country move.

2:58.0

So thank you for bearing with us, but I did not pick an organization to shout out today. So I'm going to leave some of my favorite ones or some good ones down below that I find.

3:08.0

But I am sorry I did not do any preparation and I'm also wondering what are we even going to do today on this podcast. I literally don't know. Do you guys have any fun news?

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