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I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day.

I have a friend that's a real, he's a homophote.

Isn't that the most useless thing you could possibly be, is afraid of gay people?

I was talking to him the other day and he goes,

he goes, me in this world will be better for wouldn't so many queers. And I'm like, you know what, the next time you have a thought, let it go. I go, we're all gay. It's just to what extent are you gay? He goes, that's bullshit, man. I ain't guy at all. I'm like, yeah, you are. And I can prove it. He goes, fine, prove it.

I'm like, all right, do you like porn?

He goes, yeah, I love porn.

You know that. I'm like, oh, do you only watch scenes with two women together? He goes, no, I'll watch a man and a woman making love. I'm like, oh, do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis? He goes, no, I like big, hard throbbing cop. I did not know that about myself.

You're crazy, man.

You're a loser.

It's the Mark and Lowell Show.

Starring everyone's second favorite meteorologist.

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Lowell Melser.

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And the man who rides the coattails of his friends and family.

Mark Ronick.

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