I own two locations of a store. I usually work at one, so when I went to the other,

an employee there didn't know that I was the owner. She tried to accuse me of stealing from

my own store and told me that she was the owner. Here's what happened. Subscribe to

MI The Jerk on YouTube and hit the bell to turn on notifications. About seven years ago,

when I was about 19 years old, me and three of my friends opened up a cell phone store. We

basically repair phones, cell third party contracts, and cell accessories like screen protectors

and cases. As the business grew, we wanted to expand, so about four years ago, we opened a

second store on the other side of town. It was one company with two locations. I was the one pushing

the opening of the new location, so it was basically my project, so I was at the new location more

often than not. After six to eight months of running the new location, business finally stabilized

and was standing on its own two feet, so I wasn't at the new location 24-7. At one point,

one of my partners who ran the older store went on a vacation, so we agreed I would work at the

older location a few days a week. While he was gone, the other partner who wasn't on vacation

would open up the store in the morning and stay there for a few hours with the employees,

and I would arrive later in the day after opening up the other one. When I arrived, one of my

partners was on the phone in the back, talking to one of our wholesalers, so I left him to it and

just decided to look around the store, as I haven't been there much over the last few years,

and the time I did spend there was mostly 10 second visits for deliverers and such.

Here's where this story starts to get good. As I'm looking around, this girl started to watch me.

If I walk from one end of the store to the other end, she kind of follows me, pretending she is

doing inventory or something. All I thought to myself was, uh, okay, that's kind of weird. She was

a new hire, so I never really met her before, but I assume she recognized me or something since

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