Emojis (w/ Jamel Johnson and David Gborie)
All Fantasy Everything
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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2019
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
I'd write an intro, but we're drafting emojis with Jamel Johnson and David Gborie, and that seems wrong.
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Jamel Johnson @nonprofitcomic IG: @broccolihouse
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that has some soda related smoke for you later and then very excited about it. And it's also |
| 0:36.8 | we fucking brazenly wearing red hats. Listen man, they don't get to take it from us. I'm fucking saying that's like I'm not going to wear I look beautiful. |
| 0:46.1 | It looks beautiful. I got the dead cut. That's the Seattle University. Yeah, the fucking dad hat. It's beautiful. My name is Justin's |
| 0:53.8 | it's actually a fucking tight. It's a wonderful hat. It's a great hat. Look at the back. It's got the little logo back there on the side. I love it. I love it too. I don't see. I hate the fact that like it's weird to wear it. I got like a beautiful red hat that I got right before the whole |
| 1:09.4 | Trump hat thing. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. And it's just look at me. It's obviously doesn't you know what I mean? I understand but like guys, don't let |
| 1:19.0 | them take that from us. Yeah, yeah, honestly, they took him from y'all. I think it's a white guy. Yeah, it is for sure. I didn't mean to rope you guys a |
| 1:26.2 | narwhal. I'm sorry. I haven't caught an extra look once. Yeah, you guys are probably alright. Actually, no one's ever |
| 1:35.1 | received a mind. They don't think it's a diamond in silk situation. No, no, no. Are we going to do a diamond in silk sketch? I think that's why we |
| 1:48.7 | not going to do courts and cotton courts. Those aren't. That's not. Well, let's maybe another call. I don't know, man. I'm just trying to |
| 1:58.4 | give another. What about Opal and Velvet? Oh, that's it. Opal and velvet. See, that's I just needed a combination of precious stone and fabric. Yeah, that's |
| 2:07.9 | what I'm here for. You know, something grandma's used to get drunk on. Yeah, your grandmother, she would have three or four |
| 2:14.4 | Opal and velvet. It's brandy that tastes like so. Brandy that tastes like so. Are you drinking this? |
| 2:26.3 | Because grandma's are allowed to drink tasty liquor. My mom's on my mom's side was so gnarly. She would drink mackennatins. That sounds |
| 2:34.3 | like so bad. It was bad. That was some like deep chanfasoukarmel who's listening right now. Her mom. Yeah, mackennatins, I think it was |
| 2:42.1 | whiskey. Yeah. Yeah. Sailor whiskey. You can get yourself a bottle for 899 right now. Oh, yeah, it's because they make it on boats. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 2:51.7 | There's no tariffs. Yeah, there's no. That shit was bread in international waters. The rum runners didn't go away. They look plastic. It's definitely like a whiskey becomes |
| 3:00.2 | on a plastic bottle like ancient age. RIP to my own mini my great on many. She used to get trashed and like I remember one time she |
| 3:10.3 | took me with her to the liquor store like a crop. I'm from Virginia, but she was all across the bridge to DC to play numbers at |
| 3:20.7 | you know, like DC lottery numbers. Wait, was the DC lottery better than the Virginia? It was just a different. It was just |
| 3:26.0 | two different lottery. There was a Virginia one in the DC. So we would double up. She went over there. There's people on state lines trying to get |
| 3:31.6 | that lottery back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But was she not a resident of DC? What are you going to do it? Oh, |
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