Today we get a story time of this emo kid who thinks that he's like legitimately a god, like he has godlike powers and can put spells on people,

and the people must cower and fear before him and do exactly what he says because he thinks he's legitimately a god.

I'm not even kidding. Strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber who sent in this story.

Let's call him Drew.

So this all happened one day when Drew and his mom decided to get dinner with his cousin and his cousin's mom.

Because it had been a long time since Drew and his mom had seen his cousin's mom.

And at this point, right, you know, they just want to have a little bit of a reunion. It had actually been so long that it had probably been about three to four years since Drew has seen his cousin. And, you know, while they're driving over there, because they're driving to some kind of like local restaurant or whatever, because Drew's cousin and his Drew's cousin's mom were happened to be in the area for some reason. Drew's mom was like, hey, Drew, by the way, I just want to let you know that your cousin, he's going through a little bit of a phase. And, you know, Drew's like, what do you mean? And she's like, oh, he's kind of going through like a little emo phase right now. So I'll be nice to him. He's kind of, he's being extra emotional nowadays. By the way, I've seen a lot of people in my comments say that they

kind of dress emo or whatever extra emotional nowadays. By the way, I've seen a lot of people

in my comments say that they kind of dress emo or whatever. Dude, I literally don't care, do what you want to do. Like, you got my love and respect either way. As long as you don't act like this kid, then we're cool. But anyways, right, his mom's like, yeah, he's kind of going through a bit of an email phase right now and drew was like all right like that's cool whatever i'll like not be mean to him

about that. And, yeah, well, Drew's mom did not say that he was also going through his Greek god arc or whatever, dude. Like, it's the funniest thing ever. But anyways, so they sit down and Drew and his mom are looking in and Drew sees Drew's cousin's mom and she's like,

oh my God, how's it going? Wait, Drew's cousin's mom would be his, Drew's mom's sister. Okay, that's much easier. So Drew's mom sees Drew's mom sees her sister and it's like, oh my God, it's been so long. How's it going? They run up and they like hug each other. At this point, right, Drew was kind of curious to see what his cousin is looking like.

And yeah, sure point, right, Drew was kind of curious to see what his cousin is looking like.

And yeah, sure enough, right, you know, he looks over and Drew's cousin is like full, like super long dark black hair, has a dark, has like a black hoodie from Hop Topic, has like black socks and has like a spiky chain thing,

dog color thing and has like long like black painted nails and has a like a little like a,

you know in his mouth like he has like a lip ring or something and he's like he comes up

and he's kind of like shrugged over hands and pockets was like what's up and uh drew's like

hey man how's it going last time like he was in his Minecraft arc so completely different man so

drew was a little taken aback but anyways they all decided to go and sit down and they're just talking

about stuff and it seems super normal at first. But here's the first interaction that

Drew kind of realized was the beginning of, wow, this is going to be a lot weirder than I ever

expected. Drew's cousin, like the emo kid, and I'm just going to call him the emo kid, just realize

the emo kid and Drew's cousin are the same person from here on out. So anyways, right, the email kid is sitting there.

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