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Emery Pan F*cked in a Graveyard (Spooky Halloween Special)

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Cosplay Icon Emery Pan (OnlyFans) curses this episode and gets our soundboard possessed. She discusses growing up in a religious cult and escaping to sexually experiment in a graveyard. Ashley has a confrontation with a cottage core ghost gay / tiktok lesbian. Gara has a 3 way make-out in a barn. Emery's work can be found everywhere under @emerypan Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok. @garararararara on ig. @queerdancebaby on tiktok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I think we're on different sides of lesbian TikTok because if you think they're all cottagecore and mine are all blonde women and high-buns aggressively grabbing ceiling fans

0:12.1

And POV's of them stepping on my throat and I'm like, whoa and then I go to the page and they're like, 16 and I'm like, what the fuck?

0:30.0

Hey guys, this is super quick audio note. This was a zoom recording so bear with some of the mixing and also you're gonna hear the sound board freaking out because

0:47.0

Truly, I don't know what happened we think it might have been possessed. It's a spooky. It's a spooky episode

0:52.5

So have a good have a good Halloween. Oh, that's what I'm doing wrong. It's the moon. We're gonna blame the moon

1:00.0

blame the moon.

1:01.5

Fuck you moon. Fuck you moon. A story book by Ashley Gavin. Go to sleep kid. Fuck off moon. I'm a game for that.

1:14.1

Today a guy knocked over my coffee in the street. Fuck that guy. Fuck off moon.

1:20.9

I think I made it work. Hold on one second. I'll put my camera back on.

1:29.2

So we got that all fixed. Emory Pan. Great. Yes. Super popular on Instagram, Twitch, all kinds of platforms, YouTube,

1:38.2

but I don't fully understand what your job is, but here's how I know you. Okay. Okay. My weird freaky kinky friend.

1:45.9

That explains it.

1:49.3

We just keep referencing Neil and it just keeps everyone an absolute horn dog Neil Rubinstein. No, Neil is into

1:57.3

Neil is very open about his I love Neil.

2:02.3

Sexuality and I don't think it has like I mean, maybe he's pan. I don't really know how he would describe it, but he's super into

2:10.0

trans women women trans women. I don't actually know everybody. I think he would fuck anybody. I love that. And

2:17.1

but he doesn't look like he would. Yeah. And then that explains exactly why you find me. They're like this kid. He warned dog right. I'm like, yeah. And that's it.

2:26.0

He looks like he drives a truck and doesn't want to talk about the porn that he watches, but he does want to talk about it. Yeah.

2:34.2

And he doesn't drive a truck. Right. But he was like, you should have Emory Pan. Emory is queer.

2:41.8

I don't know. I just put every flag up and it's just whatever. Do I like you? Sure. I don't care what's going on. I don't get

2:49.8

fuck. Okay. I honestly, I'm going to go now when I ask people what their gender is or what their sexuality is. I'm just going to go, I guess, are you

2:59.0

queer? Basically, probably fall more underpan, but say bye because it's less explaining to old people on the street. Yeah. Okay. He definitely, I think he told me you were

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