This is Frank Skinner, this is Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner, an Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cocker.

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Good morning to you both. Good morning. And indeed to all our readers this morning.

Are you Scottish?

Are you all as Scottish Welsh and Irish?

They're all gathered around writing to hear me in sound.

I'm going to be honest with you guys. I genuinely thought it was coming home.

That's what I thought. Right?

Oh, he's the longest man in the world.

Never mind. It was a fabulous adventure. Did you cry, Frank?

I didn't cry. You know what? My son cried. But I knew it said on the menu, post-match efforts, pie.

And that, for me, just kept me above water.

It's all that way. Yeah, I thought, oh, that's wrong. I was got it for a couple of minutes.

It's happened to me so many times. I mean, people keep going on about 96.

My first example of it that sticks in my mind was 1970 World Cup quarterfinal.

I remember losing that to Germany and going into the garden after on my own and just kicking a little plastic ball around solemnly.

And the neighbour said to, to like now, as if I'd done it earlier, that could have somehow saved the day.

So in Mexico, I'm for goodness sake.

Lovely sensitive people.

So the neighbour implying that you were in training for the next tournament.

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