Ms. Fitz Toys.

Doug Hates, candy wrappers ringin' baby sticky seats with

if he has a lot more hurdles in his teeth,

there's still not one that he won't see

of the cause for ease.

Hey everybody, oh you responded, my name is Doug and I love movies, this is Doug

loves movies, back at the upright citizens brigade theater for the next this one

and two more consecutive Tuesdays, it's April 26th, two oceans 11 and I want to

thank everyone who came to my shows last week at the San Francisco punchline, we

did the countdown to 420 show there, it was awesome, the Sacramento punchline

where I recorded my next album for Comedy Central Records, wow hall and Eugene

Oregon and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon, upcoming shows

include and I got a lot of them coming up you guys, wise guys and they all have

goofy names, wise guys in West Valley City, Utah and May 4th, knitting factory in

Boise, Idaho May 6th, the Wilma theater in Missoula, Montana May 7th, Benson

movie interruption, it's in a family in LA on May 9th with special guest T.J. Miller

we're gonna be doing live commentary during the movie, unstoppable, yeah via T.J.

and whoever else from the movie he can coax to show up, so there's a chance that

there's no chance, Denzel is gonna be there, but there's other great people in the

movie and if they don't show up I'll get some comedians to come by, I'm doing a

420 matinee at Flappers in Burbank on May 15th, that's a real thing, it's at 420

and it's a place called Flappers in Burbank, so I hope people show up to that,

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