4.6 • 23K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2019
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Mike tells Sarah how a 5-year-old kid transformed a city, divided a political party and (maybe) determined a presidential election. Digressions include World War II, Clarence Darrow and something called "Like, News with Skeeter." Both co-hosts conclude that this episode is somehow an equal-parts mixture of Satanic Panic and Terri Schiavo.
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0:00.0 | I mean, I feel like I never do anything mind-blowing. I'm just like, |
0:03.2 | did you know that this story is about a nice lady? Like, I just want us all to be sure |
0:07.9 | there's a nice lady in this story. |
0:19.2 | Welcome to your wrong about where we crack the crab shell of the headlines and extract the |
0:24.3 | juicy empathy within. Oh! That was not a listener suggestion, which is why it's so fucking weird. |
0:29.9 | I'm trying to see how far we can extend this metaphor of like the fibers and the innards and |
0:37.2 | cleaning it. Yeah, where you just were you crack open something that you only saw within this |
0:42.8 | hard shell and are like, there's a whole, there's a whole lot of soft stuff and a whole lot of |
0:47.7 | stuff that you can't cut off your hands very easily. I am Michael Hobbs. I'm a reporter for the |
0:52.0 | Having Your Post. My name is Sarah Marshall and I'm a writer working on a book about the |
0:55.8 | Satanic Panic. And today we're talking about Ellie on Gonzalez. Yes. My sense of the story is |
1:01.3 | that Ellie and Gonzalez was this little kid from Cuba whose parents were divorced and his mom |
1:06.9 | had decided to bring him to America and they had tried to make the passage over water and she had |
1:12.3 | died and then he was rescued and taken in. I think by her family or by his dad, but some family |
1:18.0 | that he had in Miami and that it was just this protracted citizen roof like battle that sort of |
1:23.8 | stopped being about the actual person pretty early. Yeah. Yeah. Where it was like he has to stay |
1:28.2 | in America where he can have a good life. No, he has to go back to Cuba. Yeah. I feel like there's |
1:32.6 | a sense of like we can't let Castro get this kid back in a way. Yeah, totally. Yeah. So at this time |
1:39.4 | I'm used to download onto my compact prasario. This flash animation thing called like news with |
1:46.8 | Skeeter. I remember that one of the images of this was that some arm of the American government |
1:52.8 | basically came to like take Ellie and Gonzalez out of his extended families house in Florida and |
1:59.8 | they like came in with all these guns. Yeah. There was some connection that I believe like news with |
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