Friends, here we are.

Once again, talk about that delicious,

healthy candy we call cereal.

My name is Justin McRoy and I am a cereal enthusiast.

My name is Dan Gubair and I am a cereal pathfinder of sorts or sort of a waykeeper, I guess.

A sugary churpa.

Yeah, a monk of the monkey path.

Welcome everyone to the empty bowl a relaxing show about cereal.

It's a meditative podcast where we ask that you shut off your brain for the next one or however many minutes you relax.

Close your eyes if it's safe and just think about cereal.

Because that's what we're going to talk about.

You must start with some recent news stories.

News is putting a mildly.

This one is...

This is a bombshell.

This is my set of news.

It really sounds like sort of the cap in his back,

a cabin crunch, who you might remember from his most recent new cereals were the chocolatey berry crunch

and also the strawberry shortcake crunch, which really sort of were underwhelming.

They both sort of tried and failed to nail the strawberry,

but it really sounds like he's sort of picking up the pace on sort of the more tantalizing sweetness with a cotton candy crunch that's coming out.

I believe sometime early this summer.

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