Why don't you tell me about your drugs? I'd love to know more about your drugs

When I get into my life, I'd just get drugs

Why don't you come here for gone, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

Tell me more it's...

Hello and welcome to episode 1175 of Effectively Wild, a baseball podcast from

Fangrass presented by our Patreon supporters. I am Thunberg of the Ringer, joined by Jeff

Sullivan of Band Graphs for a central division show. We have a couple of previews coming up later in

the episode. We're going to talk to Pete Bady about the Cleveland Indians and Rustin Dodd about

the Kansas City Royals, but a bit of banter before that, I believe. Yeah, okay, so Estabon

Lawiza seems to be some sort of drug kingpin. From the associate press, former All-Star picture

Estabon Lawiza has been arrested on the suspicion of trafficking drugs. After packages containing a

white powder believed to be cocaine were found at a home he rented in Southern California,

officials said Monday. 46-year-old former Major League Baseball player who incidentally recently

showed up at White Sox Fan Fest, that's not an AP article, but he was there. He's booked Friday

on charges involving the possession transport and sale of 20 kilograms of suspected cocaine,

worth an estimated $500,000, according to the San Diego Sheriff's Department. This is one of those

madlibs headlines that I just, you know, random former baseball player from like 10, 15 years ago,

but whose name everyone would kind of remember. Just like blank, random John Boy's citation

baseball player arrested on charges of blank, or I don't know. Look, I haven't thought this through,

but in no universe did I expect to wake up on a Monday morning reading that Estabon Lawiza

arrested because I guess he wouldn't be like, he wouldn't be a kingpin. I over I overestimated

a kingpin wouldn't be caught under circumstances like this. Norwood, a kingpin only be arrested on

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