Get him out of my body, you don't get me to the last one where long is where you get him out of my body

You should call him back, you get distracted, but let's be known to know

Hello, welcome to Effectively Wild, a fan graphs baseball podcast brought to you by

FanGraphs is named and our Patreon supporters, I'm Jeff Sullivan of FanGraphs here talking

with Ben Lindbergh of the Ringer, hello Ben, hello, we are doing another team season preview episode

today featuring we alleech talking about the St. Louis Cardinals and Rani

Deserally talking about the Kansas City Royals who Sneak preview, Rani thinks will be better than

I think we'll think the Cardinals are going to be even though we have these teams brought on because

they are projected to be opposite. In any case, we don't have a lot of banter, but I did just want to

read to you from the MLB.com homepage, you are familiar with the layout of the MLB.com homepage,

there are headlines on the right, there are, it looks like there are 11 headlines not counting the

length that says more headlines, although as you will notice based on the headlines today,

perhaps more headlines qualifies as a headline because here is a select few of the headlines from

the top news section, latest news I should say, of MLB.com, stiff neck takes pose out of line up,

okay that's fine, Dodger's Seeger out with Bruce Chin, this is kind of lame, Machado honoring

mom by playing in classic that is that sweet, MLB TV has live games all spring long, as it should,

MLB and Game of Thrones have big plans, watch Theo Epstein take BP versus Dempster, so we have a non

baseball player taking a batting practice against a retired pitcher, presumably taking up time that

could have been used on drills, but the one I really want to focus on here and the one that's right

in the middle, fan tries to catch Homer, comma falls down instead, this is a story under the latest

news section of MLB.com, I know from the video that I actually did see that this happened this morning,

so as we're recording this, this is evening, it's dark out on the east coast where you are, it's

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