We've all been on horrible dates.

Hopeless purgatories, where you wonder, why are you spending the evening with this monster

when you could be at home organizing your sock drawer instead?

Before the internet, social people often kept little black books to record the dates they

went on to remember how good or bad they were and if they got a little tail or not.

Writer Eddie Campbell took his little black book and turned it into a tell-all memoir on his

romantic life and 44 horrible dates, true war stories of horrible

dates he's been on. Listen as we talk with Eddie about what kind of mistakes people make when

going out on dates. Some ideas on making your dates awesome and hilarious stories about farts,

fetishists, and freaky scenes.

Also, serial killer Rodney James Alcala on the dating game.

Are fishnet stockings, hot dogs, and other quirky fetishes appropriate for the first date?

And our very own horrible dating stories, including Fausto's encounter with a real-life Buffalo Bill and his little poodle precious.

I'm Fausto Farnos.

I'm Mark Villian.

And this is Feast of Fun.

Hello? Hello?

Hi, Eddie Campbell.

Yes, is this Mark or Fausto?

This is Fausto Furno.

And Mark, we're both here. Hi, Mark, I'm Fausto.

What are you guys doing?

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