Eclipse MADNESS: America BRACES for Generational Event
Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer
Elijah Schaffer
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🗓️ 9 April 2024
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
A FULL solar eclipse gripped the nation today.. And the world didn’t end? Interesting.. That didn’t stop tons of people from INSANE behavior and meming about the once-in-a-lifetime event. Maybe the rapture will come next time? We’ll see..
Also.. Michael Knowles recently made waves for doing a nearly 2 and a half hour long interview with Nala, the recently-converted Onlyfans girls. But, as we asked before - is she genuine? Or merely setting up her next grift? We’ll find out soon enough..
All this and MORE on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, we just had the solar eclipse. It was basically God just stretching the Earth |
| 0:05.3 | open wide and showing us all the dark abyss that the world could be. We lost |
| 0:10.3 | light for just a couple seconds. |
| 0:12.8 | And it felt like for a moment something insane |
| 0:15.5 | was going to happen. |
| 0:16.9 | Was this exactly what they predicted? |
| 0:19.1 | It seems like there might be a little bit of a cover up. |
| 0:21.2 | Or should I say, we're blaming climate change now for what |
| 0:24.1 | the sun and moon are doing blaming everyone in the world except for ourselves. |
| 0:28.5 | My name's Elijah Schaefer and we have a bit of a shit show today talking about everything |
| 0:32.0 | from the debate recap that happened this weekend between Dave Pavlou and Julian DeVy, also known as Joel Davis, the public meltdown that followed. We've got incredible clips from that and it is insane. |
| 0:44.7 | Plus we're talking about Brazil taking X or trying to ban X because there's a censorship regime |
| 0:50.3 | going on there. What that means for the election and so much more plus ridiculous |
| 0:53.6 | videos. It's approximately 10.05 PM Eastern time in the United States. Let's start the show. Oh, Well, we had a great time this weekend, or I should say today. I don't know if you saw it. We'll cut to the chase here check this out here's a video |
| 1:24.3 | of the solar eclipse happening it happened we all saw it or most of us didn't see it because we don't |
| 1:29.0 | care but this is what it looked like |
| 1:32.1 | fun music what it looked like. Fun music. Ooh. I am not the only traveler |
| 2:10.0 | who has not made his day. Yeah, so that was climate change in action. |
| 2:15.0 | Apparently that's what we're blaming. |
| 2:20.0 | Look, I'm not going to be talking about the clips at all. |
| 2:22.0 | I didn't even make this title of the show, and I don't think we're going to talk a lot about it because I don't care. |
| 2:29.0 | But it actually is kind of beautiful. Let me go back to that for a second here. |
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