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Almost Friday Podcast

Eating Ants w/ Casey Rocket

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Comedy Interviews, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Stand-up

4.7674 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Today we are joined by comedian legend Casey Rocket. The boys chat about their best school scandals, Casey’s experience in military school, and what it was like living out of his car. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances!  FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (04:45) Kicked Out Of School (09:53) Military School (18:48) Elon Musk’s Son Is Dead?! (20:23) Cybertrucks (26:00) Pop Warner (27:44) School Scandals (33:56) Wong Wopa Sa Ki (39:47) Casey Brought Gifts (43:01) Florida Man Game (45:06) Cracker of the Week (52:28) Will’s Bad Standup Fetish (56:48) Living In Your Car (1:02:43) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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welcome back gentlemen ladies we have a very special guest for you we had a blast we had a great

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time with this little freak he's a sicko he's twisted Casey Rocket Casey welcome to the podcast

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Casey Rocket ladies and gentlemen the riff the riff. Casey Rocket, ladies and gentlemen. The riff master. He, he, he. Thanks for coming, man. Thank you. So happy to be here. I have a little bit of adult acne on my nose, so if everyone could suspend their disbelief and pretend I'm still the same old of me, I used to be. I've been having conversations with the dermatologist that I thought I wouldn't have to have after age 16, so I feel you. And none of their creams are working. There's no cure. I think you're being dead serious. Have you ever tried spear in a lactone? I don't know what that is. It's a pill. I'm not kidding. I've never gotten more compliments on my skin since taking it. Is that acutane? No, it's like so much lighter and not like you're allowed to drink on it or whatever. It's just a medication that you take daily. No, I haven't. I drink on all my acne creams. It makes you swell. That's a size of the whale. Because your body retains the water. Yeah. My skin becomes seethru.

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