Easter Candy Taste Test with Andrew Lowe

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Joined by former roommate Andrew Lowe, Chris and Andrew dive into devouring Easter candies, talk Jesus, celebrate Booger, rant about receding hairlines, chat about adventures in Delaware, and rank hot tamale and party cake Peeps, Gummy Bunny Ice Cream Gummy Candy, Dunkin iced coffee flavored jelly beans, Lindt chocolate gold bunnies and chocolate carrots, Swedish Fish jelly beans, big chewy Nerds jellybeans, Russell Stover maple cream eggs, Zitner’s peanut butter chocolate covered eggs, limited edition Lindt Lindor blueberries and cream, and Cadbury cream eggs all while giving our ears an ASMR extravaganza. • Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to http://DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. • DONATE to support Stephanie’s Emergency Medical Bills: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stephanies-emergency-medical-bills Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Andrew Lowe: https://www.instagram.com/andrewlowe/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How did Malcolm finally gain his cat's respect?
0:03.1	Was it because he saved 35% on Trainline,
0:06.0	then bravely looked into the eyes of his dismissive pet,
0:09.2	where he saw something that said,
0:11.9	I don't actually hate you.
0:14.9	His Trainline detanged for Malcolm gaining his cat's respect.
0:18.8	We hope so.
0:19.7	We really do.
0:21.4	Great journey start with Trainline.
0:24.2	Average savings from advanced fairs, rail carts and split-save were available
0:27.2	versus equivalent flexible fair TNC's apply.
0:32.3	A Big Spark Studios original.
0:43.9	Oh, it's Easter Eve.
0:45.2	It's Easter Eve.
0:46.6	Do we even know when Easter is?
0:48.2	Is this going to be like another Grammy's snafu or Oscar's snafu?
0:52.7	It'll be the opposite.
0:54.7	Yeah, I came out like after the Oscars.
0:56.8	We were like made predictions.
0:57.9	Oh, my God.
0:58.8	We were like, well,
0:59.5	f*** those.
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