Earth is Flat, Paul is Dead (with Mae Martin)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, writer, and actor Mae Martin (Feel Good) submits their Golden Record artifacts to Caleb and Shelby. They also discuss nude hide and seek, causing chaos in amusement parks, and bad psychic mediums. Mae's Artifacts The feeling of being about to be discovered in hide and seek (multisensory experience) Blake Lively in The Town saying "How do you know Dougie?" (multisensory experience) Hocus Pocus (audio-visual) The Beatles (audio) Original Voyager Artifact President Jimmy Carter's letter to the aliens (document) Follow Mae @TheMaeMartin and watch Feel Good on Netflix! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Good-jour-a-un-un-n-hannihua.
0:34.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth. Well, well, well, well,
0:59.1	well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, wow, well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Hi. Hey. How's it going?
1:06.2	Um, be honest. Well, something sinister happened. What do you mean? In the world?
1:11.5	Well, in my world.
1:13.6	Sure.
1:13.9	Okay.
1:14.4	I was ordering bagels with you.
1:16.2	We were ordering bagels.
1:17.6	Friends' birthday.
1:18.4	Ruby, happy belated.
1:19.8	And I'm scrolling the site.
1:22.0	Oh, I hated this.
1:23.3	Yeah, it was a real nightmare.
1:25.6	I'm scrolling the site to order bagels online.
1:28.0	We start five, ten pictures of what you would expect, bagels.
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