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Hey, hey, I want to see yeah, hi everybody, it's your best friend Sarah and I'm here in New York in an undisclosed location

that seems like maybe I should be reading a some sort of hostage document but this is here so you know that it's the show and I just pointed to some signage if you're listening at home.

I'm here in New York and I'm still working on the bed wetter we're in previews it's going great. We open soon officially but the crowds have been really great and you know one of our leads has been out with COVID and she had that.

The she was back for two nights and had a relapse which is people are taking that miracle COVID pill and it's causing relapses. So you know I can't help but think of all the like anti back to her to her like well I don't I want to see how it works first and stuff and now it's like I'm glad I waited to see how that pill did because wasn't great.

Sorry to give validity to that but you know true we're learning stuff as we go along maybe they'll fine tune it or maybe there is no pill that can help or maybe it's really just I think they're finding for for people who are high risk and it works for them but if you just take it to minimize the length of your COVID you're likely to have a relapse is the word on the street now.

So there you go with that but yeah tighten in the screws.

My other work is probably possibly suffering because I'm pretty immersed in in these this you know making tweaks on this musical and we're going through edits of stupid

petrics and I am just so not present and hopefully they'll do a good job without me but I'm usually pretty hands on I'm pretty hands off lately because I'm musical obsessed and so here I am let's play catch up and take some calls who we got.

You left me a message now I'm playing it for the world that's here some voice.

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